Note: The following was written on the worst day of the year.
I like that commercial where the Burger King King 1 is playing football. And he puts his hand against the guy in the scrum's balls to get the football.
And he's running with the football and that James Bond music is playing in the background.
And they show a chicken take-home container that looks like a football and a hand picks it up.
If only I wasn't a vegetarian. On ladies night, I'd pick up one of those football-chicken- containers.
It would be so much easier than consulting Vegetarian Times or The Moosewood Cookbook.
1 You know, the one with the Burger King King mask on.