Thursday, June 22, 2006

Happy Birthday To Me





Today is my birthday. I'm 17!
No need to delve into your retirement funds for gifts, loyal readers. If you must give, simply pick up one piece of trash today and throw it into the nearest waste receptacle.
Glory be to the Great Lords Of The Abyss!



Monday, June 19, 2006

The Land





Over the weekend I went camping with friends in Pennsyltucky.
I swam in a pond, read a book in a hammock and slept in a tent.
There was a huge spider on my tent. Cows ate my shirt. There were fireworks.
We set a dinasaur pinata on fire, followed by a Jenga tower.



Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Id





Just as one is patting one's self on the back for leaps made in the way of "reasonable adulthood," one may find one's self quickly plunging into the depths of one's own animal nature.
Hopefully when the Emperor realizes he's naked, he does not have to reach for his starchiest three piece suit in penance.