Thursday, June 22, 2006

Happy Birthday To Me





Today is my birthday. I'm 17!
No need to delve into your retirement funds for gifts, loyal readers. If you must give, simply pick up one piece of trash today and throw it into the nearest waste receptacle.
Glory be to the Great Lords Of The Abyss!



29 comments:

BrianJay said...

Well Happy Birthday to you! You look GREAT for 17! Who ate the other portion of your cake?

Mary said...

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Oh, to be 17 again! Have a great day Alicia!!

YaKdUsT said...

Happy 17th Birthday "Wink". How long did it take to finish the bottle? I always pick up trash- i am a "Clean Freak"!

Dan said...

Candles say you're only 4 ... what the hell's going on here anyway?!

Cheers and good health to you.

Celine said...

Happy birthday!

Let's see... according to imdb.com, we were both born in the same year. So if you're 17, then I guess I must be, too. Works for me.

Enjoy your day.

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday i'm glad i found your blog oh yeah picked up trash today

DavidC said...

Happy Birthday Alicia!!

theJDman said...

Well congrads on turning 17, you have to tell me how you pulled that off. I would give the standard greeting but I have discovered that it is copywrited and I'd rather not get sued. So celebrate that your were born on this date several years ago by eating (also probably copywrited)cake

theJDman

Cap'n Qwaylood said...

Happy B'Day, Alicia!! Supah 17 rules!

cap'n qwaylood said...

I want to contribute a gift!..so, by the power invested in me-with my bare hands, i shall pick up the nearest Burger King and fling it..unhindered into the nearest landfill.

Rick said...

Now now Lecy, let's not lie about our age. But you do look great. Happy birthday!

YaKdUsT said...

Happy Hangover by the way!

Rudy said...

Happy Birthday! Way to stay alive! I hope you and Whiskers have a blast!

DangIt said...

Happy birthday Alicia! Maybe i'll meet you when i come to NY at some point. Redmond, WA is too far from NY though :(

DangIt said...

Hey Alicia, this being your birthday,i have a question for you - Do you sometimes watch the reruns of Roseanne that are on almost every day?

PS: I usually end up having to do some work from home around 12am-2/3am. So Nick@Night is usually on and i end up watching Roseanne pretty much everyday.

GG_81 said...

Well happy late birthday!

tag4771 said...

I guess I will add my sick comment...I wish I was the cat!!!
It was my cousin's birthday also. Cigars and beers for us.

professor said...

Yum,
You can't go wrong with cliquot...

Sarah said...

Happy birthday, Alicia! My birthday is actually today. However, instead of devil girl plates and party hats, I'll be eating a cake with a picture of the Beatles having a pillowfight on it.

sarahjean said...

I should be there watching you blow out those candles like at age 3 + 30 and on!!!
I'm taking you out when you come in town.
I love you!
xxoo

Thunderhead19 said...

It's the cat, right?
My cousin's cat is 21. It doesn't meow anymore, it just makes retching sounds. And it doesn't have a litter box anymore, they got rid of it when she stopped using it. I stopped going over there when I found the "surprise" under the couch.

Anonymous said...

17 eh? Only one more year before we can tell your parents that we've been dating for the last 3 years. I just want to thank you. Who would have thought the first girl I met after getting out of the joint would become so dear to me. Cheers. -Nate

JDfromEarvolution said...

Happy belated Birthday!

Rudy said...

I know I posted earlier, but I'm slightly inebriated, so I'm allowed a second post: just wanted to say "thank you very much" for a witty, informative, and insightful blog. Hope to see 17 more years of it. If that's too much, 17 more months will suffice.

YaKdUsT said...

Happy 4th Of July!

brazilianpigdog said...

I just celebrated my birthday too, in traditional pigdog style. Instead of picking up garbage, we simply devour it.

Love a pigdog

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Alicia Darling. Ditto what Sarahjean said - have fun in E town when she take you out. Kisses...

Anonymous said...

apparently it's been your birthday for 19 days running now. that must be some party. hope the cake's still good, what's left of it.

Anonymous said...

Well Happy Belated Birthday to you Alicia, and have many many more...
Light and Love
BeWitching