Today is my birthday. I'm 17! No need to delve into your retirement funds for gifts, loyal readers. If you must give, simply pick up one piece of trash today and throw it into the nearest waste receptacle. Glory be to the Great Lords Of The Abyss!
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Well Happy Birthday to you! You look GREAT for 17! Who ate the other portion of your cake?
Well congrads on turning 17, you have to tell me how you pulled that off. I would give the standard greeting but I have discovered that it is copywrited and I'd rather not get sued. So celebrate that your were born on this date several years ago by eating (also probably copywrited)cake
I want to contribute a gift!..so, by the power invested in me-with my bare hands, i shall pick up the nearest Burger King and fling it..unhindered into the nearest landfill.
Hey Alicia, this being your birthday,i have a question for you - Do you sometimes watch the reruns of Roseanne that are on almost every day?
PS: I usually end up having to do some work from home around 12am-2/3am. So Nick@Night is usually on and i end up watching Roseanne pretty much everyday.
Happy birthday, Alicia! My birthday is actually today. However, instead of devil girl plates and party hats, I'll be eating a cake with a picture of the Beatles having a pillowfight on it.
It's the cat, right? My cousin's cat is 21. It doesn't meow anymore, it just makes retching sounds. And it doesn't have a litter box anymore, they got rid of it when she stopped using it. I stopped going over there when I found the "surprise" under the couch.
17 eh? Only one more year before we can tell your parents that we've been dating for the last 3 years. I just want to thank you. Who would have thought the first girl I met after getting out of the joint would become so dear to me. Cheers. -Nate
I know I posted earlier, but I'm slightly inebriated, so I'm allowed a second post: just wanted to say "thank you very much" for a witty, informative, and insightful blog. Hope to see 17 more years of it. If that's too much, 17 more months will suffice.
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Well Happy Birthday to you! You look GREAT for 17! Who ate the other portion of your cake?
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Oh, to be 17 again! Have a great day Alicia!!
Happy 17th Birthday "Wink". How long did it take to finish the bottle? I always pick up trash- i am a "Clean Freak"!
Candles say you're only 4 ... what the hell's going on here anyway?!
Cheers and good health to you.
Happy birthday!
Let's see... according to imdb.com, we were both born in the same year. So if you're 17, then I guess I must be, too. Works for me.
Enjoy your day.
Happy Birthday i'm glad i found your blog oh yeah picked up trash today
Happy Birthday Alicia!!
Well congrads on turning 17, you have to tell me how you pulled that off. I would give the standard greeting but I have discovered that it is copywrited and I'd rather not get sued. So celebrate that your were born on this date several years ago by eating (also probably copywrited)cake
theJDman
Happy B'Day, Alicia!! Supah 17 rules!
I want to contribute a gift!..so, by the power invested in me-with my bare hands, i shall pick up the nearest Burger King and fling it..unhindered into the nearest landfill.
Now now Lecy, let's not lie about our age. But you do look great. Happy birthday!
Happy Hangover by the way!
Happy Birthday! Way to stay alive! I hope you and Whiskers have a blast!
Happy birthday Alicia! Maybe i'll meet you when i come to NY at some point. Redmond, WA is too far from NY though :(
Hey Alicia, this being your birthday,i have a question for you - Do you sometimes watch the reruns of Roseanne that are on almost every day?
PS: I usually end up having to do some work from home around 12am-2/3am. So Nick@Night is usually on and i end up watching Roseanne pretty much everyday.
Well happy late birthday!
I guess I will add my sick comment...I wish I was the cat!!!
It was my cousin's birthday also. Cigars and beers for us.
Yum,
You can't go wrong with cliquot...
Happy birthday, Alicia! My birthday is actually today. However, instead of devil girl plates and party hats, I'll be eating a cake with a picture of the Beatles having a pillowfight on it.
I should be there watching you blow out those candles like at age 3 + 30 and on!!!
I'm taking you out when you come in town.
I love you!
xxoo
It's the cat, right?
My cousin's cat is 21. It doesn't meow anymore, it just makes retching sounds. And it doesn't have a litter box anymore, they got rid of it when she stopped using it. I stopped going over there when I found the "surprise" under the couch.
17 eh? Only one more year before we can tell your parents that we've been dating for the last 3 years. I just want to thank you. Who would have thought the first girl I met after getting out of the joint would become so dear to me. Cheers. -Nate
Happy belated Birthday!
I know I posted earlier, but I'm slightly inebriated, so I'm allowed a second post: just wanted to say "thank you very much" for a witty, informative, and insightful blog. Hope to see 17 more years of it. If that's too much, 17 more months will suffice.
Happy 4th Of July!
I just celebrated my birthday too, in traditional pigdog style. Instead of picking up garbage, we simply devour it.
Love a pigdog
Happy Birthday Alicia Darling. Ditto what Sarahjean said - have fun in E town when she take you out. Kisses...
apparently it's been your birthday for 19 days running now. that must be some party. hope the cake's still good, what's left of it.
Well Happy Belated Birthday to you Alicia, and have many many more...
Light and Love
BeWitching
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