Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Goat Busters




         So the Cubs lost.  It has only been a hundred years.   

         To all you haters out there:  keep shootin' moose from a helicopter.



6 comments:

Anonymous said...

You betcha!

mc666 said...

you're beautiful Lecy. don't ever change!

Anonymous said...

I do wish you would update more.

Wayfarer said...

Young lass you are a Cub fan
Of this there is no error
Every game at Wrigley field
You'll wish that you were there

The ivy walls, the green, green grass
Sunny skies and countless beers
You'll ne'er hear your young heart beat
Amidst the deafening cheers

To learn the lore of Cubbies past
Of Hornsby, Hartnett, Hack
The 'Homer in the Gloamin'
You'll wish you could go back

Fond memories of Wilson
In his mighty batting stance
With scores or others leaving the game
To Tinker to Evers to Chance

That magic year of Forty-Five
When last they finished 1st
They've tried since to match the feat
Yet, haven't quenched their thirst

Can you recall the pitching
Of Borowy, Passeau and Wyse
Hitters Pafko, Cavaretta
Whose long drives filled the skies

College of Coaches, a novel idea
One we'd rather forget
But the tragedy of Kenny Hubbs
Still lingers with us yet

Now in the year of Sixty-Nine
With Leo at the helm of
Cubbies all, but fans called BUMS
Were led by pitcher Selma

From April 8th to September 10th
Our heroes led the field
But from fatigue or maybe pressure
To the Mets they then did yield

Again despair at seasons end
For Williams, Santo, Banks
Their long careers were drawing nigh
To them went heartfelt thanks

Braves in August were the victims
When Kenny threw his No-Hitter
Another twenty wins for Fergie
But still the taste was bitter

Those days are past, now it's YOU
That heads to friendly confines
Adrenalin flows, excitement ebbs
Today's game is on your mind.

Now like a true blue Cub fan
Down at Addison and Clark
You hustle thru the thronging
Crowd and enter in the park

Cub hat perched atop your head
Scorecard and beer in hand
You'll spend the day, sun and fun
With best friends in the stands

"Land of the Free, Home of the Cubs"
The umpire shrieks, "Play Ball"
Enter that euphoric state
Free from cares and worries all

Back, Back, Back she goes
Soto's second home run today
From behind the Cubs have come
Now Woody for the save.

Ecstatic fans are all around
And all at once you see
A dear old friend and Cub fan
Just three rows down, it's me

You amble up and halt beside
Our voices rise as one
Staunch Cub fans, stand together
Until the deed is done

The first 2 men have grounded out
The crowd rises to its feet
With cheers of aid from partisans
Strike 1, Strike 2, Strike 3

Now the game has ended
We've yelled our last "Hoorays"
Heard echoing throughout the place
Is "Let's Play Two Today"


dug up an old scrawling, thought perchance, you many be amused

like the phoenix, you continue to rise again and again......different things, different times.....to thee, I raise the glass

Anonymous said...

I wish you would update again. Obama has won the election since the last update, wolf shootin lady is long gone :)

Michael said...

Come back. Everyone misses you.